Mike Resnick's "Chartreuse Mansions" (short story, humor, free): Lucifer Jones in love, then not, with the "Bird Girls"
Note quite among the better Lucifer Jones stories, but still readable.
Story summary.Lucifer Jones fall in love yet again, with option to choose between two beautiful sisters. Only they have a speech defect - so he wants to opt out, but their dad has a gun & insists he marry one or the other.
Of course, gods always smile at Jones eventually.
Fact sheet.First published: Subterranean, June 2007.
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