Note: The story appears to be a satire on Victorian mores. My familiarity with the subject is limited, so I read it literally; offers enough chuckles even for the unfamiliar.
Fact sheet.First published: Galaxy, November 1952.
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Related: Stories of Reginald Bretnor.