It's silly & funny at the same time. Told from the point of view of a broke programmer of this networked world.
Caution: It will likely work only if you have at least a few years of sf reading behind. I know I would have hated it when I was starting.
Fact sheet.First published: "An Aura of Familiarity: Visions from the Coming Age of Networked Matter" (anthology, 2013).
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Related: Stories of Rudy Rucker.