Piers Anthony's "The Toaster" (short story, humor, free)

Some consumers don't welcome feature-bloat in their gadgets...

See also.

1. Henry Kuttner & C L Moore's "The Twonky" (download): Very funny story of a feature-rich "radio".

Fact sheet.

First published: Piers Anthony's "Anthonology" (coll) (1985).
Read online at Scribd. (slow page load).
Rating: A.
Related: Stories of Piers Anthony.