Showing posts with label Mike Resnick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mike Resnick. Show all posts

Friday, January 4, 2013

Two new online magazines


  1. Galaxy's Edge, edited by Mike Resnick. To debut on 1 March 2013. [via SF Signal]
  2. Indian SF, edited by a longtime fan & fellow Mumbaikar, Geetanjali Dighe. Jan/Feb 2012 issue is already up. "Initially this magazine will be published bi-monthly but we hope we can make it more frequent soon."

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Some short fiction

I haven't been posting often recently because there haven't been too many good stories I've read recently. Here are 3 I read this week:
  1. [ss] Mike Resnick's "Treasure Island" (B); download; Subterranean Online, Spring 2011; non-genre, humor: Conman priest, Lucifer Jones, "helps" sea pirates recover treasure hidden on a Pacific island by one of their own.
  2. [novelette] Winston K Marks' "Backlash" (B); download; Galaxy, January 1954: A rather contrived alien invasion.
  3. [ss] Alan Cogan's "In the Cards" (B); download; Galaxy, June 1956: Future-viewer kill free will.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Mike Resnick's "King and Mrs Kong" (novelette, non-genre, humor, free)

Lucifer Jones, the conman priest, "helps" trap a giant gorilla on a Pacific island...

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Voyages".

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean Online, Winter 2011.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Rating: B.
Related: Stories of Mike Resnick; Lucifer Jones series.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Mike Resnick's "Weekdays" (short story, non-genre, humor)

Lucifer Jones, the conman priest, saves 4 young ladies on a Pacific island from a bad man, & gets some enlightenment of his own in the process...

This story is part of the Lucifer Jones series set in the Pacific.

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Voyages".

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean Online, Fall 2010.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Rating: B.
Related: Stories of Mike Resnick; Lucifer Jones series.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Subterranean Online, Summer (July-September) 2010 (magazine, free): Annotated table of contents & review

Cover image of Subterranean Online magazine, Summer 2010 issue
Whole magazine is online here - fiction & non-fiction. I only cover fiction below.

Table of contents (7 stories, best first, unread last).

Links on author fetch more of author's fiction. My rating is in brackets.
  1. [novelette] K J Parker's "Amor Vincit Omnia" (B); download; magic: What's most threatening to authority, government? A citizen who's beyond the government's power to hurt. This story is of a government going after a man who's beyond hurt, not resting till he's destroyed. Man himself is a monster, but that's not why the government will destroy him.

    Humanity is divided into two: mostly normal humans, & some wizards. Wizards have an institution - Studium, where fresh blood with talent is educated. Studium, or a larger body it's part of, is also the wizard government. They've just found out about an untrained wizard equipped with the ultimate defense against every form of attack. That's why he needs to be destroyed.

    Caution: Initial parts use far too much of ... is it Latin? I don't know the language, but almost gave up. Those funny words cease to be an issue once the story picks up.
  2. [novella] Mike Resnick's "Six Blind Men and an Alien" (B); download: This is really a collection of half dozen independent alien visitation stories. Mostly mundane, but two may be worth a look: "What the Sound Man Saw" & "What Nobody Saw".
  3. [ff] Lawrence Block's "A Burglar's-Eye View of Greed" (C); download; non-genre: A rant on why money is bad.
  4. Lucius Shepard's "The Taborin Scale"; download: Not read.
  5. Jay Lake's "Dream of the Arrow"; download: Not read.
  6. Cory Doctorow's "Ghosts In My Head"; download: Not read.
  7. Rachel Swirsky's "The Lady Who Plucked Red Flowers beneath the Queen’s Window"; download: Not read.
Related: Fiction from Subterranean Online.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Mike Resnick's "The Bride of Frankenstein" (short story, fanfic, free): Retelling Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein" from an alternate perspective

What if Victor Frankenstein created his "creature"

  1. only a few decades back (at a time when "Gone With the Wind ... is making so much money in the bookstores" - would that be early- or, may be, mid-twentieth century?),
  2. after returning from his college,
  3. after getting married,
& if Victor himself wasn't totally irresponsible, as in the original?

A funny retelling from the perspective of Victor's wife. And the creature here is about to actually get a mate.

Fact sheet.

First published: Asimov's, December 2009.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Rating: B.
Nominated for Hugo Award 2010 in short story category.
Related: Stories of Mike Resnick, Mary Shelley.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mike Resnick's "Voyages" (collection): Annotated table of contents & review

Yet to be published collection of Lucifer Jones' adventures, set in the Pacific from 1939-? Individual stories are currently appearing online one every quarter - so it could be 3 years or more before it's available in book form. I'll be adding to ToC list below as new stories become available.

Table of contents (best first).

If I have a separate post on a story, link on story title goes there. My rating is in brackets (ABC: A = worth the time, C = don't bother). List is in order of my preference, rather than in publication or final book's ToC order.
  1. "Heads and Tails in Paradise" (A); download; Subterranean Online, Fall 2009: When Lucifer was a god!
  2. "Harboring Pearls" (B); download; Subterranean Online, Winter 2010: To save a museum from being robbed, Lucifer robs it himself!
  3. "Weekdays" (B); download; Subterranean Online, Fall 2010: Lucifer saves some women from a bad man...
Related: Stories of Mike Resnick (only Lucifer Jones series).

Mike Resnick's "Heads and Tails in Paradise" (short story, non-genre, humor, free): When Lucifer Jones was god!

As corrected by author, this is really the first story in the new Lucifer Jones series set in the Pacific rather than "Harboring Pearls". It's a variation of "The Lost Continent of Moo", but still a good read.

Lucifer Jones lands in Easter Island, & promptly sets him up as "Makemake", the local god, to counter the threats of the already established (& apparently-Western) local High Priest!

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Voyages" (coll).

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean Online, Fall 2009.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Related: Stories of Mike Resnick (only Lucifer Jones series).

Monday, February 15, 2010

Mike Resnick's "Harboring Pearls" (short story, non-genre, humor, free)

This appears to be the first in a new series featuring the conman priest Lucifer Jones. This story is set in Hawaii in 1939; series, I suppose, will be in the Pacific set over next 3 or 4 years.

Story summary.

To save the Pearl Museum in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, from robbers, Lucifer Jones robs it for himself! As usual, there is someone smarter than himself around...

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Voyages" (coll).

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean Online, Winter 2010.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Rating: B.

Related.

  1. Stories of Mike Resnick (only Lucifer Jones series).
  2. Several stories from "Hazards" (buy @Amazon.com), recently published Lucifer Jones collection set in South America, are online; check the "Hazards" post.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

James W Harris on Mike Resnick's "Seven Views of Olduvai Gorge"

Link.

Links an online copy, & recommends another of Resnick's online stories.

I'd began reading it may be a year ago. Some download problem had resulted in partial text, & I never went past first 2 or 3 stories (there are supposed to be 7 separate stories, inside a common frame story). I think I liked one of these - a kind of variation on first story in Arthur Clarke's "2001 A Space Odyssey" (very early human ancestors that have now learned hunting), but other didn't work for me (something about slave traders in Africa).

Related: Stories of Mike Resnick.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Mike Resnick's "The Island of Annoyed Souls" (short story, humor, free)

Among the better stories of Lucifer Jones in South America series. And for a change, Jones has a sane idea.

This, very likely, will be my last post from forthcoming Hazards collection. There are only two stories I've not read - "The Forgotten Kingdom" & "Mother Scorpion's House of Fallen Flowers" (because I don't have them). Of the 10 I've read from collection, 6 are very good to excellent, & none totally crappy.

Story summary.

Doctor Septimus Mirbeau has discovered a process to turn ordinary men & women into speaking animals - like a dog or an elephant that speaks like humans, retains all memory, etc - except for some newly acquired instincts. Criminals pay him for this conversion - to escape law!!

Years after this transformation, some of these animals want to get their human form back. But the doctor demands money for reverse operation! How can a dog or elephant pay back the money?

But Lucifer Jones has an idea. OK - he's just saving his skin, but still...

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Hazards".

Fact sheet.

First published: Chris Roberson (Ed)'s "Adventure" (anthology, 2005).
Rating: A.
Download full text from Webscription.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Mike Resnick's "Chartreuse Mansions" (short story, humor, free): Lucifer Jones in love, then not, with the "Bird Girls"

Note quite among the better Lucifer Jones stories, but still readable.

Story summary.

Lucifer Jones fall in love yet again, with option to choose between two beautiful sisters. Only they have a speech defect - so he wants to opt out, but their dad has a gun & insists he marry one or the other.

Of course, gods always smile at Jones eventually.

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Hazards".

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean, June 2007.
Rating: B.
Download full text from Webscription.

Friday, April 3, 2009

For authors: Some encouraging words on rejection letters from Mike Resnick

In "Last Impressions" at JBU, #18 (April 2009).

Basically, don't lose heart on rejections. Some of the most popular works saw a huge number of rejections - he lists some.

PS: Some well regarded works he mentions that I hadn't heard of yet: Harlan Ellison’s “A Boy and His Dog” and Thomas M. Disch’s “The Brave Little Toaster”.

Related: "For authors" series; Mike Resnick's works.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Free fiction: 3 Lucifer Jones stories of Mike Resnick from South America Series

From forthcoming Hazards collection. Ones not online here are already at Subterranean Online - except for last 2 in ToC which probably are yet to be published.

One of the good collections of non-genre humor. Two stories feature in my "best of the year 2007" list; several others are also pretty good.

[via Free Speculative Fiction Online]

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Free fiction: Mike Resnick, Cordwainer Smith

  1. Resnick's Hugo 2009 short story nominee "Article of Faith" (download).
  2. Cordwainer Smith links some of his online stories at Webscription from collection When the People Fell.

    I'd linked all of these & a couple of more in the past.

    Of the lot, 2 are very famous: "No, No, Not Rogov!", & "Scanners Live in Vain".
[Both via SF Signal]

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Mike Resnick's "Spring Training" (short story, non-genre, humor, free): Lucifer Jones conquers Uruguay for Hitler's Germany!

In the year 1937, Lucifer gets himself recruited by a 3 man advanced guard of Hitler in Buenos Aires; 3 Germans are here to conquer South America with a rag tag "army" of 6 locals!

Of course, with his great ingenuity, Lucifer wins Uruguay on behalf of Germany, only there is a local group of Uruguans also out to win their country. So Lucifer will get himself recruited by them to help them win their country back from Germans...

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Hazards" (collection). Due sometime 2009, Subterranean Press.

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean Online, Fall 2008.
Rating: A.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Related: Lucifer Jones series.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Mike Resnick's "A Four-Sided Triangle" (novelette, humor, non-genre, free): Lucifer in a multi-sided love relationship

Lucifer Jones falls in eternal love - oops, tries to fall in eternal love - with a millionaire heiress to a cocaine empire in Bolivia, South America. But there are other suitors too, & crooks.

Lucifer Jones in South America series seems to have picked up again recently - two most recent stories have been pretty good, after some forgettable ones.

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Hazards" (collection). Due sometime 2009, Subterranean Press.

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean Online, Winter 2009.
Rating: A.
Download full text from publisher's site.
Related: Lucifer Jones series.

Friday, January 30, 2009

For authors: Advise from veterans

At SF Signal.

A few that caught my eye & probably apply to other endeavors too:

Robert Silverberg: A story makes quick money, & another gets collected in anthologies. Later is tougher to write & sell, but brings you money rest of your life. Former brings money one time only - when it is sold.

Mike Resnick: Believe in your product. And be flexible about both the channels that will put it in the hands of consumers & the target consumers.

Ben Bova: Go for "clarity and simplicity of style". "you've got to be able to take the most complicated things happening in the world and write it so that they can understand it."

John C Wright: "Talent is mostly sweat". He also has an interesting critique of Heinlein.

Marc Gascoigne: "GET IT DOWN, CHANGE IT LATER." Sacred words for many a programmer too, when used with a bit of brains.

Patricia Briggs: I actually liked it in a context slightly different from her. What does it take to create things? "work" - sweat. "play" - creativity. And use of competitive products to gain insight.

Alan Dean Foster: "be careful never to make your hero/heroine too powerful or too omnipotent" because "no one sympathizes with superman".

Kristine Kathryn Rusch: "going deep into the story, and not being afraid of the topics I brought up."

Matt Hughes:

  1. Be "minimalist": "the in-born human ability to take a few details (picking the right details is the author's job) and turn them into a complete picture. The more the reader puts in, I think, the greater the identification with the story."
  2. "At the heart of every story is a conflict. The conflict has a starting point. That's the thing to put on the first page".

Friday, November 14, 2008

Mike Resnick's "A Better Mousetrap" (flash fiction, free)

A much softer variation on A Bertram Chandler's well known story "Giant Killer".

Story summary.

In the year 3014 AD, an earth ship docks with "Heisenberg Space Station out between Europa and Callisto". Station had long been abandoned; it's the first time humans are entering the station in 900 years.

They find the station infested with rats. And getting rid of them proves more difficult than anticipated, until someone thinks up ancient technology.

Fact sheet.

First published: Nature, 15 November 2007.
Rating: B
Download full text from The Science Fact & Science Fiction Concatenation. [via QuasarDragon & SF Signal]
Related: All stories of Mike Resnick.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Mike Resnick lists some defining figures of different eras of 20th century English science fiction

Mostly familiar names, but I didn't know the chronological order in which they dominated the genre scene.

Actually, his post titled "The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow" is a rant against naysayers of the genre. And the listing is only incidental - to make a point. But it was this listing (oldest figures first) that I found interesting:

  1. Stanley G Weinbaum, Robert E Howard, H P Lovecraft
  2. Robert A Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Theodore Sturgeon, A E van Vogt, Leigh Brackett
  3. Jack Vance, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C Clarke
  4. Robert Sheckley, Alfred Bester, Cyril Kornbluth
  5. Robert Silverberg, J G Ballard, Anne McCaffrey
  6. Roger Zelazny, Larry Niven, Ursula K Le Guin

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Mike Resnick's "Article of Faith" (short story): A robot wants human rights!

Illustration by Karl Nordman that accompanies the short story titled Article of Faith by Mike Resnick. Click image to enlarge to original size.Probably the most interesting story I've seen from Resnick since "Alastair Baffle's Emporium of Wonders" early this year.

Good execution, though the plot idea is not new. It's a cocktail of two well known ideas.

  1. A competent robot, indistinguishable from humans in behavior but not in appearance, wants to be practically recognized as human - in the tradition of Asimov's "Bicentennial Man" & Lester del Rey's "Helen O'Loy".
  2. A child just able to ask smart questions frequently corners an adult with simple but unanswerable questions.
A note for non-Christians: While the story is set in a church, nothing came in the way of my comprehension. And I'm almost completely unfamiliar with Christian faith. Don't get put off by Church talk.

Story summary.

"Jackson 389V22M7" has just arrived at a church in some small dying town as a cleaning & maintenance robot. Story is narrated by the priest, Reverend Edward Morris.

Over the course of story, priest will happily teach the robot enough about Christianity so the robot can help the priest prepare Sunday sermons. Problems begin when the robot begins showing signs of faith & wants to join the Church as a member...

Fact sheet.

First published: Jim Baen's Universe, #15 (October 2008).
Rating: A
Download full text from publisher's site.
Added to my best of the year 2008 list.
Nominated for Hugo Award 2009 in short story category.
Related: Stories of Mike Resnick.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Mike Resnick's "Kilimanjaro: A Fable of Utopia" (novella, free): A primer on organizing a society afresh

Cover image of the print version of the novella titled Kilimanjaro - A Fable of Utopia, by Mike ResnickWhat if a community were to be handed over a virgin world, & asked to build their ideal society? That's what this story is about.

This is really a collection of stories - some very short - that share common background & some characters. I read it in a single sitting, but may be it would feel less draggy if read a chapter at a time. Chapters are fairly independent - so serve as good markers; but must be read in order.

Stories themselves are about various aspects of social organization & citizen issues: women's rights, citizenship, immigration, interacting with other societies, democracy, reinventing a profession in the face of technological change, evolution of social customs, ...

There are few issues & solutions here that haven't been debated to death in most societies. I've a feeling I would have liked it more if I was in my early teens - less exposure & less cynicism.

Also, story addresses familiar issues often in a very simplistic way - mostly well meaning politicians (when did I last hear of one?), generally rational citizens, ... This is obviously done intentionally - or this would have become a good sized & very colorful novel!

Society is exotic - for me at least. Maasai tribe of Kenya, originally from the region of the mountain Kilimanjaro; their virgin world is also called Kilimanjaro.

Narrative is spread over the first decade of this world - a little before mid twenty third century. Story is narrated by David ole Saitoti, a historian.

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean magazine, Summer 2008.
Rating: B
Download full text.
Related: All stories of Mike Resnick.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Mike Resnick recommends 4 novels by Olaf Stapledon

In this tribute titled "The Greatest Thinker of Them All".

Begin with:

  1. "Star Maker": "which is nothing less than the history of this and every other universe ever to exist from the beginning to the end of Time. Brian Aldiss has argued that this is the most important science fiction book ever written; I have shared that opinion from the day I finished the book more than 40 years ago."
  2. "Last and First Men": "follows the human race through eighteen startling evolutions for more than two million years, until our eventual extinction".
Later:
  1. "Odd John": "first novel of a mental (rather than a physical) superman".
  2. "Sirius": First story "about a dog with artificially enhanced intelligence".
There is a warning too: read him for innovation rather than literary quality.

I haven't read any of these books.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Mike Resnick's "Connoisseurs" (short story, non-genre detective, free): Communicating a secret by openly flaunting it!

One of the more mundane Lucifer Jones stories, though detective part is somewhat interesting. Humor is ok, but nothing like the hilarious I've come to expect from best of Lucifer Jones series.

This story is set in Bogotá, Colombia, South America.

Story summary.

Lucifer's long time nemesis, Erich von Horst, has enrolled him yet again in a plan where Lucifer must lose - not the least because of his own greed. Erich has committed a heist with some locals, & needs Lucifer's help to get rid of locals so he will have to divide the money only with Lucifer; of course, he has no intention of dividing it with anyone.

We go through an elaborate ritual where Lucifer is helping, getting greedy & trying to get everything alone, & finally being outwitted yet again by Erich.

While the idea of stealing a valuable openly is very old, I liked that part of the plot - probably because I haven't read a real detective in a while.

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Hazards" (yet to be published).

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean magazine, Spring 2008.
Rating: B
Download full text.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Mike Resnick's "A Jaguar Never Changes Its Stripes" (short story, non-genre, humor)

Among the less interesting Lucifer Jones adventures set in South America. Lucifer gets involved in tribal warfare.

Title comes from a contract from one of the tribes to hunt down a 100 Jaguars whose skins will be used for disguise when the other tribe is attacked!

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Hazards" (yet to be published).

Fact sheet.

First published: Subterranean, Winter 2008.
Rating: B
Download full text.

Friday, May 2, 2008

* Mike Resnick's "The Flame of Bharatput" (short story, non-genre, humor)

Lucifer successfully convinces his lady love of the moment that he is an expert tiger slayer! Humor is good enough, but leading lady is a snob. No where near the class of Lucifer stories set in South America, but not bad. Set in Jaipur, India.

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Exploits".

Fact sheet.

First published: ...
Rating: A

Note: Why is this post so short?

* Mike Resnick's "Secret Sex" (short story, non-genre)

Probably the worst Lucifer story I've read yet. Set in Delhi & Khajuraho, both in India. I found the humor in bad taste. Facts are generally right, but interpretation wrong. And a couple of plot elements are utterly incredulous - someone lending an elephant to a stranger, e.g.! I am not sure this is the India western audiences expect or believe, but I cannot identify with it & I've lived here all my life. Title is corruption of "secret sects" as the phrase passes through men speaking different languages.

Collected in.

  1. Mike Resnick's "Exploits".

Fact sheet.

First published: ...
Rating: B

Note: Why is this post so short?

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Mike Resnick's "Distant Replay" (short story, fantasy)

This post is not new content. When I originally wrote it, I was sick of coming up with only fantasy stories when looking for modern fiction - so I tucked it away in an inconspicuous corner under Brief Posts. Now that it's a Hugo 2008 nominee, already more than one pages on this site reference it; taking it out to its own post makes linking easier.

Download full text or MP3.

-- Text of original brief post.
An old man meets an avatar of his long dead wife's younger self! While their love affair is doomed because of age difference, there is a happy ending awaiting.

First published: Asimov's, April/May 2007.
Rating: A
Nominated for Hugo Awards 2008 in short story category.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Nebula Awards 2007 - novelette nominees & winners: Brief summaries & my rankings

List below is based on the results of preliminary ballot, final ballot, & the official winners announcement. Some remarks on peculiar Nebula conventions are in the opening paras of my post of Nebula 2007 short stories.

My rating in brackets (ABC: A = worth your time; C = don't bother). Where I have posted a separate review of the entry, link on story title takes you there.

Story list (14 stories, best first).

An observation: novelette nominees this year seem to be a lot less gamed than short story nominees. Several good stories here, unlike the short story list. While first 3 entries stand in a class of their own, I found each of the first 6 interesting.

I wonder if Resnick's entry is removed from final ballot on technical grounds? There was some talk that stories published in 2008 are not eligible.
  1. [winner, final, prelim] Ted Chiang's "The Merchant and the Alchemist's Gate" (A); download as text, as MP3; as a short book by Subterranean Press, July 2007; fantasy: Four time travel folktales - told in the style of (I think) Arabian Nights. Added to my best of the year 2007 list.
  2. [final, prelim] Kij Johnson's "The Evolution of Trickster Stories Among the Dogs of North Park After the Change" (A); download; Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling (Ed)'s "Coyote Road, Trickster Tales", July 2007: What if animals could speak? Very moving accounts of man/dog relations - told from the perspective of dogs. Added to my best of the year 2007 list.
  3. [prelim] Mike Resnick's "Alastair Baffle's Emporium of Wonders" (A); download; Asimov's, January 2008; fantasy: An enigma is described. Added to my best of the year 2008 list.
  4. [final, prelim] Nancy Kress' "Safeguard" (B); download; Asimov's, January 2007; science fiction: An earthquake has forced 4 little children, genetically modified to have a poisonous breath & kept in quarantine, to get out of quarantine. Plot is a variation of classic Indian story of "vish kanya".
  5. [final, prelim] Geoff Ryman's "Pol Pot's Beautiful Daughter" (B); download; F&SF, November 2006; non-genre: A love story, in the backdrop of a political story - a girl comes to terms with the ghosts of her dictator dad's victims.
  6. [prelim] Peg Robinson's "Tonino & the Incubus" (B); download; Helix #2 (Fall 2006); fantasy: A male prostitute takes his job very seriously.
  7. [prelim] Beth Bernobich's "A Flight of Numbers Fantastique Strange" (B); download; Asimov's, June 2006; science fiction: A serial killer is on the lose on a university campus. I found the science fictional ending rather incomprehensible
  8. [prelim] William Shunn's "Not of this Fold" (B); download; An Alternate History of the 21st Century, Spilt Milk Press, September 2007; science fiction: A priest on duty aboard a big space habitat to convert locals to his faith becomes a hero when he becomes the main human contact with aliens due to a misunderstanding.
  9. [final, prelim] Robin Wayne Bailey's "The Children's Crusade"; Martin H Greenberg and Jim C Hines (Ed)'s Heroes in Training, September 2007 : not read.
  10. [prelim] Michael A Burstein and Robert Greenberger's "Things That Aren't"; Analog, April 2007: not read.
  11. [prelim] Jim C Hines' "Sister of the Hedge"; Realms of Fantasy, June 2006: not read.
  12. [prelim] Andrea Kail's "The Sun God at Down, Rising from a Lotus Blossom"; Algis Budrys (Ed)'s Writers of the Future Volume 23, September 2007: not read.
  13. [final, prelim] Delia Sherman's "The Fiddler of Bayou Teche"; Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling (Ed)'s "Coyote Road, Trickster Tales", July 2007: not read.
  14. [final] Terry Bramlett's "Child, Maiden, Mother, Crone"; download; Jim Baen's Universe, #7 (June 2007): Not read. This was not on preliminary ballet (is probably a jury nominee).

Related.

  1. 2007 Nebula Awards short stories, novellas.
  2. 2008 Hugo Awards novelettes.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Mike Resnick's "Alastair Baffle's Emporium of Wonders" (novelette, fantasy): Description of an enigma

Quote from novelette titled Alastair Baffles Emporium of Wonders by Mike ResnickHere is an author that never disappoints. I've read may be a dozen Resnick stories & some of them are better than others, but there is none I will call bad. This one is pretty good. It's selling hope to the hopeless.

Key idea of the story is very similar to Adam-Troy Castro's "Sunday Night Yams at Minne & Earl's". A being with apparently magical abilities. Looks & behaves like an ordinary human, except when he doesn't! And never answers any question that would really identify him. Is he a god, magician, or an alien?

Full text of the story is available as a download.

Story summary.

Morris Gold & Nathan Silver are two men in their 90s sharing an apartment at Hector McPherson Retirement Home somewhere in Chicago. They've been fast friends for may be 80 years, now awaiting the end. Nate is the narrator.

They'd met 78 years ago in a tiny shop called "Alastair Baffle’s Emporium of Wonders". Alastair Baffle was the owner. Shop sold magical tricks.

One fine day, they decide to break the confinement of their old age home. Go have a last look at the Emporium - is it still there? It has been may be 75 years since either was there, & there are good chances the shop is gone. But what's wrong with hoping it's there - may be still being run by a grandson of Alastair. Alastair himself, of course, would be likely dead; he would have been some 125 years by now.

They go out. Find the place is occupied by a shoe store now. Meet someone who knew the place, & knows it still exists - only at a new address nearby.

They go there. Meet the owner. After a bit of astonishment & wonder, they know it's Alastair who is still running the shop, & looks no older than he was when they knew him long time back!

Over the course of this visit & many following ones, they will have some of their old age ailments fixed by Alastair through what can only be called magic. Eventually, Maury is turned into a teenager by Alastair in return for promise of life long work for him at his shop - apparently a very long life ahead.

Nate refuses what he considers is slavery, but is still cured of his cancer. End is where he is looking for the shop, but shop keeps moving address - just ahead of him.

Related.

  1. All stories by Mike Resnick.

Fact sheet.

"Alastair Baffle's Emporium of Wonders", short story, review
First published: Asimov's Science Fiction, January 2008.
Rating: A
Passed the preliminary nominations stage of Nebula Awards 2007 in novelette category.
Nominated for Hugo Award 2009 in novelette category.
Added to my best of the year 2008 picks.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Mike Resnick's Lucifer Jones series of humorous stories

OK - these stories are not strictly sf. I am making an exception for them because a lot of them are just too good. I will very likely end up locating & reading all.

Going by my experience with a couple of stories set in India, I'll say the best stories are likely to be those set in locales you're not familiar with. While the treatment is authentic, perspective is of a tourist, & one who has visited places usually of interest to tourists; locals are likely to find the treatment very shallow. But no worry, the series is set all over the world, & there are likely to be ample number of stories set in locales a specific reader is unfamiliar with (hence can enjoy).

All these posts are tagged "Lucifer Jones"; so this query should locate them all.

  1. "Adventures" collection: 12 stories set in Africa during 1922-1926. None read.
  2. "Exploits" collection: 10 stories set in Asia during 1926-1931. Some read.
  3. "Encounters" collection: 11 stories set in Europe during 1931-1934. None read.
  4. "Hazards" collection: To be published sometime in 2009 by Subterranean Press; but stories published so far are available in retail. Set in South America during 1934-1938. 12 stories, most read.
  5. "Voyages" collection: Set "just before - and possibly a few months after - Pearl Harbor". In South Pacific & Australia. Collection yet to be published; individual stories are currently being published online - download links at collection's page.

See also.

  1. An article by Mike Resnick on origins of Lucifer Jones & the series.

Mike Resnick's "Hazards: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, 1934-1938" (collection, 2009): Lucifer Jones' 12 adventures in South America

Cover image of the humorous short stories collection titled Hazards by Mike Resnick. It features Lucifer Jones. Stories are set in South America during 1934 to 1938. Table of contents below is based on information provided by Mr Resnick in his comments on "Merry Bunta!" & "The Lost Continent of Moo" posts; thanks Mr Resnick. The series of stories is not yet complete, & will eventually be published by Subterranean Press under the title "Hazards".
Update 25 February 2009: This Subterranean note says the collection is due out summer 2009.
Update 23 March 2009: Full ToC of the collection's ARC at Webscription is now reflected below. Webscription also includes an introduction to the cast of characters (not necessary to read even randomly picked up stories).

I list the stories not in the order of their publication date, but in order that I liked them - best first. The ones I've not read come last, in publication order. My rating is in brackets. Some stories are available for download.

  1. "Merry Bunta!" (A); download; Subterranean magazine, Fall 2007: Lucifer falls in love, & goes to great lengths win his lady love. Added to my best of the year 2007 list.
  2. "The Lost Continent of Moo" (A); download; Subterranean magazine, Spring 2007: Lucifer wants to be recognized as god by a tribe, & must gives tests to prove eligibility! Added to my best of the year 2007 list.
  3. "The Island of Annoyed Souls" (A); download; Chris Roberson (Ed)'s Adventure (2005): Lucifer plays savior of very annoyed animals who were once human...

    "Adventures" here is apparently not a reference to his Lucifer collection of the same name set in Africa, but something else.
  4. "A Four-Sided Triangle" (A); download; Subterranean Online, Winter 2009: Lucifer in a multi-sided love affair with a rich heiress in Bolivia.
  5. "Carnival Knowledge" (A); download; Subterranean, Summer 2007: Lucifer gets too greedy during Rio Carnival.
  6. "Spring Training" (A); download; Subterranean Online, Fall 2008: Lucifer conquers Uruguay for Hitler's Germany!
  7. "Connoisseurs" (B); download; Subterranean, Spring 2008: Lucifer's nemesis, Erich von Horst, has enrolled him in helping divide the loot of a heist among fewer crooks.
  8. "A Jaguar Never Changes Its Stripes" (B); download; Subterranean, Winter 2008: Lucifer gets involved in tribal warfare.
  9. "Chartreuse Mansions" (B); download; Subterranean, June 2007: Lucifer in love, then not, with the "Bird Girls".
  10. "El Presidente" (B); download; Argosy, #2: When Lucifer became president of a country of coups, even if for a few hours!
  11. "Mother Scorpion's House of Fallen Flowers" (B); download; Subterranean, Summer 2009: Lucifer gets accidentally associated with a prostitution cum smuggling enterprise in Valparaiso, Chile.
  12. "The Forgotten Kingdom": Yet to be published?
Related: Buy this book at Amazon.com.

Mike Resnick's "Encounters": Collection of 11 stories about Lucifer Jones' adventures in Europe during 1931-1934

Table of contents below will get commentary as I go through the stories:

  1. "The Home-Made Man"
  2. "Doubled and Redoubled"
  3. "Treasure Hunting"
  4. "The Lost Continent"
  5. "Exercising Ghosts"
  6. "The Werewolf"
  7. "The Clubfoot of Notre Dame"
  8. "The Crown Jewels"
  9. "The Loch Ness Monster"
  10. "A Tabernacle is not a Home"
  11. "Death in the Afternoon"

Mike Resnick's "Exploits": Collection of 10 stories about Lucifer Jones' adventures in Asia during 1926-1931

Table of contents below will get commentary as I go through the stories:

  1. "The Flame of Bharatput" (A): Humor. Lucifer successfully convinces his lady love of the moment that he is an expert tiger slayer! Humor is good enough, but leading lady is a snob. No where near the class of Lucifer stories set in South America, but not bad. Set in Jaipur, India.
  2. "Secret Sex" (B): Probably the worst Lucifer story I've read yet. Set in Delhi & Khajuraho, both in India. I found the humor in bad taste. Facts are generally right, but interpretation wrong. And a couple of plot elements are utterly incredulous - someone lending an elephant to a stranger, e.g.! I am not sure this is the India western audiences expect or believe, but I cannot identify with it & I've lived here all my life. Title is corruption of "secret sects" as the phrase passes through men speaking different languages.
  3. "The Master Detective"
  4. "The Sin City Derby"
  5. "The Insidious Oriental Dentist"
  6. "The Great Wall"
  7. "The Abominable Snowman"
  8. "The Land of Eternal Youth"
  9. "The Scorpion Lady"
  10. "The Other Master Detective"

Mike Resnick's "Adventures": Collection of 12 stories about Lucifer Jones' adventures in Africa during 1922-1926

Table of contents below will get commentary as I go through the stories:

  1. "The White Goddess"
  2. "Partners"
  3. "The Vampire"
  4. "Slave Trading"
  5. "The Mummy"
  6. "A Red-Letter Scheme"
  7. "The Mutiny"
  8. "An Affair of the Heart"
  9. "The Lost Race"
  10. "The Lord of the Jungle"
  11. "The Best Little Tabernacle in Nairobi"
  12. "The Elephants' Graveyard"

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Mike Resnick's "Merry Bunta!": How far will you go for your lady love?

This hilarious non-genre story is part of Resnick's Lucifer Jones in South America series. Fantastic prose, dialogs, & storyline.

Full text of this story is available for download.

Story summary.

A little after his "Carnival Knowledge" adventure in Rio, Brazil, "Right Reverend Honorable Doctor Lucifer Jones" sees a lovely blond girl & promptly falls "eternally and everlastingly in love again". A little distraction & she is gone. A little investigation, & he learns she is Merilee "Merry" Bunta, daughter of Harvey Bunta. Lives "a few hundred miles inland" with her dad, "comes to town once every eight or nine months", "she's in line to inherit the Bunta fortune" which her dad "keeps it all in a strongbox on his estate". And that she is now gone back home.

Madly in love, Lucifer is on to long walk. During his many weeks' trek & a lot of misunderstandings during his encounters with natives, he is still rationalizing that nothing bad is afoot while all the natives are running in panic opposite direction.

At the end of the journey, he gets some scolding from her dad - first about not heeding signs that everyone is running away from this place, & then for being obnoxious in talking about her daughter. Anyway, the panicky Harvey tells him about the immediate danger - attack of "marabunta", "army ants" that eat everything in their way - vegetation & animals alike. I was wondering why he was awaiting sure death there rather than running away - but that is besides the point!

Lucifer has an opportunity to show his bravery. Sets up fire, on two different occasions, in the path of ants - now nearly upon them. But they just go around it & keep advancing. Dynamites a little dam nearby to drawn them, but parched land simply absorbs the water!

An altercation with Harvey, an accident, & unexpected help arrives from another species. After all is set right, & ants are repelled, he has impressed both dad & daughter - at least he didn't desert them, & has gone through a lot of pain to reach her.

Only, she find him kind of unlucky. "if I marry you, you will be the father of my children, and you were outsmarted by a bunch of ants on three different occasions... for the sake of my unborn children, I can’t marry you." And our heartbroken friend is on his way towards his next adventure.

Quotes.

  1. "it abounded in evil men and scarlet women, and you can't hardly run a religion without an abundance of sinners to save."
  2. "I settled for cooking up some eggs I had found, and you wouldn't believe how mad that made the anaconda what laid 'em, even though I'd left her a few hundred."
  3. "I found me a clutch of condor eggs, but as quick as I'd tap on the shell to bust 'em open, a baby condor would tap on his side of the shell, and before I could figure out what code we were conversing in, out he'd pop, and there went my breakfast. Not only that, but three of 'em decided I was their mama, and I had to keep feeding 'em all the insects I kept plucking out of my hair until they found a lady condor that seemed to be in the adoption business and went off with her."
  4. "Merry without no riches was better than no Merry without no riches."

Related.

  1. All stories by Mike Resnick.
  2. Lucifer Jones series. Mr Resnick's comments below are incorporated in the series article linked. I've also deleted the previously erroneous information in this article - so kindly corrected by Mr Resnick. Thank you Mr Resnick.

Fact sheet.

"Merry Bunta!", short story, review
First published: Subterranean magazine, Fall 2007.
Rating: A
Added to my best of the year 2007 picks.

Mike Resnick's "The Lost Continent of Moo": Some "tests" for godhood!

This story is from Resnick's Lucifer Jones in South America series. Great humor, but non-genre.

Full text of this story is available for download.

Story summary.

Year is 1935. "Right Reverend Doctor Lucifer Jones" is on a trek along Amazon, looking for a suitable place swimming in feminine sinners to setup his tabernacle. After weeks of lonely trek, he finds himself in open country, & goes to sleep on ground.

Wakes up to "moo"ing sounds & kisses! Finds he is in the middle of a massive cow pasture. Wow! So he has found the Lost Continent of Moo!

Some minor adventures on, he comes to "Great Temple of Rakovekin". Henry - "Rakovekin, Lord of the Outer Realm, Messenger of the Almighty, Spokesman for the Elder Deities, and Commander of the Legions of the Dead", an American conman from "Hackensack, New Jersey", is the High Priest. Some years back, he had stumbled across the place, slept at the alter of abandoned place, & found himself surrounded by local tribals who adopted him as the "god of prophecy"! Now he lives in a harem with many priestesses, & generally enjoys life. Lucifer is "welcome to stick around a day or two until ... rested up", but there is place only for one conman god.

Turns out, Valeria, the High Priestess, is far more powerful than Henry. Lucifer convinces her that Henry is a false god, & Henry gets chased from the place by Bubbles, Valeria's pet anaconda!

But priestess doesn't want to hurry conferring the title of god to Lucifer - having been bitten once. He must pass some tests to prove that he indeed is a god! Many ridiculous tests are suggested & rejected:
  1. "if you can swim across a piranha-filled river and live through it".
  2. "if each man were to hurl his spear at you, point-blank, and they all bounced off".
  3. "we could cover you with marabunta ... Army ants".
Eventually, it is decided that he will duel with one of their fighters & will have to beat him.

Many fighters volunteer, & Valeria give him the option to choose "any". In a very filmi way, he demands to duel with her - because she said "any"! Is badly beaten in the duel by priestess who is also joined by her pet snake Bubbles in the fun. Lucifer cries foul, & demands a duel again when he recovers.

So he will live there as "possibly god" until the godhood is proven. He will soon learn the fate that is going to befall him should he turn out to be a mere mortal:
  1. "We could tie him up and put a bunch of hungry scorpions on his belly."
    “I don’t like scorpions.”
    "Rats, then... No, that won’t work. Bubbles has eaten most of the rats."
  2. "we could make him swallow a bunch of marabunta and let them eat their way out.”
And escapes at first opportunity.

Quotes.

  1. "Weddings and baptisms done cheap, with a group rate for funerals."
  2. "No human being should ever own another... Damned lucky for me that I'm a god and not a human being".
  3. "they were just a bunch of ignorant peasants, half of 'em beautiful and half of 'em ugly, and all of them badly in need of a god what could teach 'em the ways of civilized societies."
  4. "Where's the nearest civilized city what's got an abundance of sinners, especially of the female persuasion, that's in serious need of saving?"
  5. "where there’s money there’s almost always sinners."

Related.

  1. All stories by Mike Resnick.
  2. Lucifer Jones series. Mr Resnick's comments below are incorporated in the series article linked. I've also deleted the previously erroneous information in this article - so kindly corrected by Mr Resnick. Thank you Mr Resnick.

Fact sheet.

"The Lost Continent of Moo", short story, review
First published: Subterranean magazine, Spring 2007.
Rating: A
Added to my best of the year 2007 picks.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Mike Resnick's "Carnival Knowledge": A conman gets too greedy during Rio Carnival

This is a very readable story, though the plot is a well used one. And there is nothing sf about it. One of the Lucifer Jones on South America series.

Apart from easy language, there was some education for me - some details of Rio Carnival in Brazil. Sounds a lot like India's Holi - if you replace fancy costumes with colored powder & colored water. And, in its Bombay avatar, replace Samba with much louder but equally tuneless drums.

Download full story text here.

Story summary.
Lucifer Jones, the conman hero of the story & also the narrator, is posing as a priest - "Reverend Doctor Lucifer Jones". He has just been kicked out of some city, & is looking around for a place where his skills are unknown. That is how he lands in Rio, & during the Carnival.

On entry, he learns of a heist in the city. Some expensive diamonds called "Pebbles of God" have been stolen - something he was banking on stealing himself. No matter, at least there will be girls during Carnival. And he is quickly being chased by Conchita's brothers, first willing girl he found & rather well known one around the city.

While on run, he will meet his old friend & nemesis, Erich von Horst. They have been involved in several con jobs together - Lucifer always turning up the poorer. Erich tells Lucifer he is the one who stole the diamonds, & cops are behind him; he gets Lucifer to agree to smuggle diamonds out of city in return for a 50% share.

There is a very filmy set up to smuggle them. A fancy costume, a chariot, some stinking fish to keep nosy cops at bay, & a crown Lucifer will wear that actually is studded with stolen diamonds. He will become part of a Carnival group while in city; then get out while still dressed up, & the two will meet at "a tavern named Carlita’s two miles south of the city limits".

Lucifer doesn't believe crown is diamonds. Erich is too smart an operator. So he looks through the stuff, & finds that rotting fish contain the diamonds. He hides them in the city, replaces the fish by buying new one, & heads out at rendezvous point.

The two meet. Erich's contact that will buy diamonds is due soon. Lucifer hands out the costume & other stuff to Erich, & slips off.

In city, Lucifer will recovers the diamonds & go find a cheap hotel while he figures out what to do with them. Only, when he is about to pay for the stay, he finds the note from Erich - who had already foreseen this behavior. Diamonds were indeed studded in the crown.

Related.

  1. All stories by Mike Resnick.
Fact sheet.
"Carnival Knowledge", short story, review
First published: Subterranean magazine, Summer 2007.
Rating: A
Lucifer Jones series.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Mike Resnick's "All the Things You Are": Galactic Red Cross!

Great fantasy. There are coincidental & occasionally illogical events, but they can be brushed aside.

Heart of the story is a very lovable species of aliens that essentially do the work of Red Cross at galactic scale, & end up having some unfortunate consequences for the beneficiaries - for no fault of the benefactors.

Full text of this story is available online.

Story summary.
Gregory Donovan, the narrator, is a member of security team at OceanPort, a spaceport 8 km off Miami coast. When following up on an incident at OceanPort, he gets into the details of the curious deaths of two rather ordinary men - Myron Seymour & Daniel Daniels.

Both had acted suicidally brave - battling armed thugs unarmed - on more than one occasions, & finally died. In a discussion with his boss, Captain Symmes, he learns of a third very similar case of Creighton Mortenson Jr.

Investigation reveals a common thread - Kobernykov II aka Nikita - a planet a 1000 light years from earth. There was a war some years back where earth was on the side opposing Patruka Alliance (Patrukans are some kind of aliens). These three were soldiers that were part of a sneaker team sent to Nikita to blow up an enemy ammunition dump. All three had had a medical discharge from space service - apparently the fighting unit.

Some more investigations, & things get even more curious. Of the human sneaker teem of 30, only 5 survived the battle. Tracking other two made mystery deeper - each of them too had courted death several times till it caught up with them!

Queries with Patrukans revealed that their 4 survivors of battle are also dead - 2 of natural cause, & two of especially brave behavior!

Obviously, something happened on Nikita.

Rest of the story is of Gregory's visit to Nikita to learn its secrets, & a very charming adventure there. And he comes back ready to put himself in suicidal situations!

Related.

  1. All stories by Mike Resnick.
  2. All Hugo Award stories.
Fact sheet.
"All the Things You Are", short story, review
Rating: A
First published: Jim Baen's Universe, Oct 2006
Nominated for Hugo Awards 2007 in novelette category